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Dear fellow college students,

If you of above the age of 5, which I presume you are, please get the fuck off your scooter and learn how to ride a real fucking skateboard. If I see another scooter roll on by me again, I will push you off and I will kick you in the face. Do not put it past me. Sorry for this rant. 

Love,

A pissed of college student who walks where she needs to go

"Whenever life gives you lemons, throw them at fat children."

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I can’t hahahah this is too funny

I can’t hahahah this is too funny

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Rage against the death of the light but also accept it with peace once the fight has been lost…

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This looks exactly like my dog and cat <3

This looks exactly like my dog and cat <3

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This scares me because I should know the answer&#8230;

This scares me because I should know the answer…

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I love this so much

I love this so much

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Holy shitty shit. I need these

Holy shitty shit. I need these

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What. The. Shit.

What. The. Shit.

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